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It's really helped energize a lot of people. Yeah. You know, and this is the way. So, let's go. Charge. Charge. There we go. Let's do this. Still not done dragging Trump? Neither are we. I'm Jim Drastic. I'm Tiffany Drastic. I'm never done. I'm Nick Canson. And today on the Dangerous Ones. Please, please, please do not stop. Laughing is definitely the way to get through this mess. Stop [ __ ] laughing. It's about damn time. You make my morning so happy. Me more. Me more. I am so so excited. My Gen X brethren, thank you for [ __ ] representing. The rules have changed and to win, we have to play by the new rules. We're unleashing a fresh round of savage viewer takedowns. From your fiery hotline calls to meme warfare, y'all came ready to roast and we're here for it. Oh my god, there's was so many calls and so we had to do two shows. I'm like, there's all our people coming out of the woodwork. It felt good to see that, you know. Yeah, it did. Welcome everybody if you're a new subscriber to our channel. Welcome to the Dangerous Ones. You are now part of the family. We're taking you with us. Danger. Danger. We're fighting back, man. And we're not we're not leaving and we're going to have fun and we're going to laugh our [ __ ] asses off while we do it. Yep. People were people uh left messages for us and we watched we got to as many YouTube comments as we could over the last few days. It's just the three of us so we're just all like literally thousands of comments. Yeah. And uh there was some really really uh good ones people didn't like. Some we had a couple Karen who didn't like that we cussed or whatever. But you know you can't please everybody. But it turns out I was informed that somebody said I needed to retire my old hat. You know what I mean? So I did. I had I had a Northshore hat. I'll show it on the screen here. And and to their credit, I've been wearing that hat way too freaking long. I I forgot what he said. He just called and said, "Get a new hat." But I forgot the reason why, right? It wasn't like a shitty reason. It was just probably because he's like, "You can't wear any other hats. You have any other hats?" And so I I Okay, my happy place is in Northshore, Hawaii. I I went there. I've been there a few times now and it's like I hope to retire and and die there. You know what I mean? I love Portland, Oregon. But Northshore, Hawaii, the surf shop in Northshore. What? It's a magical place and I love their hats. So, I ordered some and I'm going to put them on right now. So, viewers. Okay. What do you think? This is hat number one. Okay. Yeah. All right. Okay. Here we go. All right. And we are not the North Northshore Surf Shop is not paying us for this advertisement. They're just super great guys. Here we go. Hat number two. Okay. Okay. I feel like it's kind of boxy. Yeah, it's kind of boxy. Look at Hold on. Look at me. Look at me. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Very Gen Xy. Yeah. Okay. Hat number three. Okay. All right. Yeah. That one feels a little better. I don't mind that one too much. This is good. Yeah. Okay. And last one. This one. Oh, I like that. Yeah. Yeah. Still sits high though. Feels weird. I think the first one and this one are my favorite. Okay. All right. Well, tell us what you think. Let us know. Let us know in the comments. One, two, three, or four. Because I need some help, man. Okay. The gray one is very uh father of mine. Where have you, man? It's very divorced dad. Hey. Hey. Or maybe empty neester dad. Maybe that's what it is now. Fair enough. That's where Gen X is nowadays. Well, the most important thing that happened over the last few days is our inbox was overwhelmed with calls. We got hundreds and hundreds of calls. Lots of people sent in memes and stuff, so we're going to get to some more. So much so that we had to do two shows. Yes. Tiff, who do we got first? The very first call is The first call is Lance from Florida, and he's got something to say about Gavin. Fantastic. Lance from Fort Meers, Florida. This Gavin Newsome fell makes me want to move to California. Keep it up. [ __ ] Trump. [ __ ] MAGA. And [ __ ] you for voting for him. Have a great day. Thank you, Lance from Florida. If it's within your means, Lance, uh, we'd love to have you. I'm going to say California is a pretty sign significant upgrade at this point. Yeah. You've lived in California. I have. Yeah, California's great. And you loved it, right? Yeah. It's pricey, but it's lovely. What What part did you live in? Northern Bay Area. Bay Area. Okay. Yeah. I love that area, too. I love it. Yeah, I saw a video the other day and it was this guy and he's walking around Portland. He goes, "Oh, look how dangerous Portland is." And he's like, "And nothing's happening." And he's making a joking about it. It's like, "The Bay Area is great. Portland's a wonderful city. Seattle's awesome. Of course, there's pockets of homelessness. People lost their homes back in 2008 that nothing got fixed about. We're trying to we're trying to help. You know what I mean?" And but yeah, it's these are lovely lovely cities. The Packed Northwest is amazing and California is great. Don't don't don't believe the hype. We we also love our Fidian viewers and and more power to you. But come on over. Stand standing up to De Satan down in Florida. Let's hit another call. Who do we got next? Okay, the next call is Gail from Ohio and she really loved the show. Oh, hi. My name is Gail. I'm calling from Akran, Ohio. I just came across you guys on YouTube. I've never seen you before, but um I checked you out. I watched the whole episode and you guys rock. I really like it. And uh just keep it up between you and the other great um uh democracy supporters out there. Maybe this orange piece of [ __ ] I like to refer to him as the fat orange pig piece of [ __ ] I [ __ ] my pants monster that's uh sitting in the White House. I refuse to say his name and I refuse to call him the P word. Yeah. So um rock on you guys. Rock on Gavin Newsome and uh put this Jerry mandering in the [ __ ] where it belongs with the rest of the GOP. That's all really closeted days. So, uh, keep up the good work you guys and I'm going to keep on following you and tell all my friends and, uh, family about you, too. So, good luck to you. Keep up the good work. God bless you. Bye-bye. Love you, Gail. Thank you so much. Gail from Ohio, bringing the love. Thank you, Gale. I love to refer to him and just goes into this. I kept I kept thinking she was done, but she I love how some people were like, you know, we only got a couple that were like, you know, you guys cost too much. I'm sorry, but the boomers who called our show cost way more than we do more. Way more. They're off the RTOR, man. I love it. I love it. I think it's funnier than [ __ ] Me, too. All right, so we got some memes, right? All right, these are these were sent in by viewers uh to shout at the dangerous.com. Keep sending them, guys. Keep sending them. Okay, are you ready? Here we go. We haven't seen these. Three, two, one. Okay, so the so the top one the top one is from Terry and it says uh it's a cartoon guy that says, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 13,000 times. I'm a Trump supporter." So good. Thank you, Terry. Thank you, Terry. Terry also sends in, "If speaking out feels dangerous now, imagine how how much worse it will get if we stay silent." That's so true. Oh my god. Guys, now is our moment. But we got to be really loud right now. No kidding. And then uh Jim sent in this one. Uh I love this too. It's you know it's Trump, you know, with some uh it's Muhammad Ali. Muhammad Ali and uh I think that's Roser Rosa Parks, I believe. So it's like if this is proof Trump is not a racist. What is this proof of? And it's and it's him and Epstein and what is her name? I don't Galain. Gain Galain. Okay, what else do we like? We've got Deborah sent in. It's a side by side of Trump and Stormmy Daniels. And it says, "Storm Daniels said they had an affair. Donald Trump said they didn't. Who are you going to believe? The fake blonde with the big tits or Stormmy Daniels? Cheers, Deborah. Cheers, Deborah." Yeah. Thanks, you guys. You know what I mean? It just really helps out here. God. And like I said on the the last episode, I was like, cathartic therapy, you know what I mean? It just feels good, you It's like those yoga classes where you do the deep breathing and you scream, but it's supposed to be in your mind and it accidentally comes out. It just feels better. It does. Who do we Is there another one that you like on there, Nick, or are we good? Uh, I like the one with Obama that Jim sent in. Uh, if if I had to release my birth certificate to prove I was American, Trump can release the Epstein file to prove he's not a pedophile. Word. Yep. Oh my god. Just logical. I I I will also say I really love the one from Dawn that says uh Donald Trump and his advisers photograph trying to make America great again. And it's basically a recreation of the Christmas story when they lick the pole stick. You know what I mean? I love it. And it's it's Trump sticking his tongue to the pole. Oh my god. So funny. Okay, who's the next caller? The next caller is Carolyn from Maryland and she talks a little bit about the power of shame. Love it. Sweet. Hi, this is Carol. I'm from Germantown, Maryland, right outside Washington DC. And I love the Gavin Newsome memes. And uh I said a long time ago that I thought this would be the best way to beat Trump. And uh for those who don't know it, the KKK was originally driven underground because a young girl made fun of them and laughed and pointed at them and people started mocking them wearing those white hoods and that's what drove them underground. Shame is a powerful weapon. Keep it up. Keep fighting the good fight, everybody. Thank you so much, Carol from Maryland, by the way. Love Maryland. We were just in Maryland last year. We went to Baltimore. We were at a at a conference. At a conference. And uh God, I just fell in love with the state. Just loved it. Lovely. Beautiful place. Baltimore. Oh my god. Baltimore was so fun. Yeah. It really reminded me of what Portland was in like the ' 70s, you know. Yeah. We went and saw the uh when we were there, we went and saw the uh the the poets. dragged him to the Edgar Allen Po house. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The museum. It was fantastic. Yeah. Um, yeah. So, fantastic. We got some more memes if I'm not mistaken. We do. Okay. Okay. Last one. 3 2 1. Okay. So, this is my this is my absolute favorite. Okay. So, it's JD Vance screaming into a microphone and it says, "Stop calling me Vladimir Futon." Cuz he's a couch [ __ ] in case he's catch. Oh my god, that's a winter chicken dinner, dude. A couch intercourse if you want the version. Yeah. Yeah. Uh I love this spam Bondi. That's funny. It's a photo of a Oh my god, what a Pam Bondi holding some spam. No list now with a 0% transparency. Oh my god, it's crazy. Spam-shaped no list. That's hysterical. Oh my god, that's hilarious. Tip, what do you like on there? I like the one Jim sent in. Trump choking down that last bit of semen. And look at look at Trump's face. Oh man. And he's shaking hands with Vladimir Putin. Yeah. So good. Oh my god, that's funny. Okay, Wendy's. Wendy's was also one of my favorites. Uh cuz it's like right on point. So far in Trump's economy, the standard of living has improved only for Gain Maxwell and the January 6 insurrection. God, no kidding. That's a winner. Thank you. It ain't better, guys. It ain't better. Also, I do want to mention this one on the upper right. Jim sent in this one. Uh, and it says, "Nuome, the art of the troll." It's kind of a recreation of Trump's book cover and it's so perfect because uh Newsome has just been on [ __ ] fire. It's really helped energize a lot of people. Yeah. You know, and this is the way. So, let's go charge. Charge. There we go. Let's do this. Who else do we got? So, we have Kate from New York City calling and she's kind of saying the same thing. Okay. I just want to tell you guys, you are [ __ ] fantastic. Keep up the good work. Kate Burger here. New York City at your service anytime. You guys rock. Keep it up. Me more. Me more. Me more. Me more. Me more. Love it. Love it. Thank you, Kate. Thank you, Kate from New York. From New York. Oh my god. Oh, just so much love. So much love. And did we have any others? We have one more. Um, we do. We have one that came in this morning. This is Debbie from Kentucky. Love it. Hey, this is Debbie from Kentucky. And I want to tell you, I just watched my first episode of The Dangerous Ones about the Tik Tok account at the White House. It is hilarious. It's perfect. It's right on. Please keep up the good work. I have subscribed to your channel. Has anyone ever talked about um Trump's tiny right eye? They talk about his tiny hands, but if you notice, it's like a perpetual wink. It's so tiny and it's shrinking. Pretty soon, he's going to be a [ __ ] cyclops. Thanks. Love you guys. Love you back. I don't know. I don't know if I've ever heard anybody talk about his tiny right eye, his tiny butthole eye. No, I haven't. I did notice that I think he has a cataract because like on inauguration day or something. I just noticed like a shadow that I've seen in my parents' eyes and I'm like, "Oh, you should get that check." Oh my god, how funny is that, man? We got to keep an eye on his eye now. I have to look out for that. Oh my god. See if he does anything cuz then you know they're listening to and it's getting to them. So keep calling and roasting them. That's right. Cuz speaking of listening, we are listening to you. We listen to every single solitary phone call. Obviously, not all of them can make the show, but we we are you guys energize us. It means so much. Thank you so much. Thank you for all the comments. Thank you for all the support. Thank you for being part of this show with us. What do you think of this kind of trolling? Give us a call. 503212-4600. You can leave a up to a five minute message 24 hours of the day, seven days a week, and you can remain anonymous. No job is too big. No fee is too big. We just want to hear your best roast. Bring the fire, guys. Um and uh also you can send in your your favorite memes. You can write us at shoutthedanger ones.com. Again, that's shout at the dangerous.com. Please like, subscribe, comment, and share this video. So, let's get the word out. 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