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Release the files. Release the files. Release the files. Release the files. You're about to witness our most epic episode ever. And it's all because of you. I'm Jim Drastic. I'm Tiffany Drastic. I'm Nick Canson. And today on the Dangerous Ones, let's troll, troll, troll, baby. I have not laughed this much. Keep that [ __ ] up. It's about [ __ ] time. Diaperw wearing orange menace. Donald Judith Trump. That's some [ __ ] Trump is a big old pain in my nuts. Oh my god, this is crazy. We're in a red state down here. We need all the laughs we can get. It's about time white folks stand up. Keep blowing the doors off this [ __ ] Grow a pair, America. Grow a pair. The response to our recent episodes about next level trolling from Gavin Newsome, Anonymous, and Tik Tok has been overwhelming. Great. You flooded the people's hotline with calls and packed our inbox with your favorite brutal memes. We got so much good stuff. We have to break this into two episodes. So, buckle up. Holy crap. Wow. So good. First of all, I just want to say a huge shout out to all of our new subscribers. Um, welcome. Welcome to the family. Welcome to the dangerous ones. Welcome to the danger core. And thank you. And thank you. Oh my god, we got hundreds of calls. Oh my god. Hundreds people were just like poor Tiff. She's sitting there like I'm sitting there with my little cocktail and I'm just like click click click through them, you know? They're great. Yeah. How How many hours did it take to go through them all? It took about six hours. Six hours to go through. People were fired up. Oh my god. That's the majority of the call is everyone is like, "Thank you. Thank you for doing this. We've been wanting something like this. We don't know what to do with this energy, you know." Oh my god. It was so fantastic. And I also want to quickly apologize. We were actually supposed to do an episode yesterday, but we went to Tiffany and I went to the airport. We dropped off our daughter who's off to her senior year in college. And on the way home, it occurred to us literally on the way home. We're done. It was our last child. Our last child. And she packed up her room. She's not coming back. Coming back. Holy [ __ ] She's staying. So, uh, we realized this halfway home and we said we need to start daydreaming. Yes. And so we immediately got promosis because I'm going to get sad about this here and I don't know how long but thank god I have like a delayed reaction with that because now I just want to be like oh my god there's no kids there's for for the first time now we don't have to think about them every second of the day. We we drank we never done but you know what I mean right? It's like we drank mimosas all day until I was like I got to go take a nap. We just told Yeah. We just told parenting stories. I know. And I and I got I got a text from you guys in the morning after you dropped her at the airport and it was like we need a bro favor. Yeah, my guy. I know the I know our channel's taking off, but we really need a day here. And I'm really glad that you guys did that cuz that's that's a major life milestone. It really is. I've been raising I've been raising children since October 30th, 1995. Here's a picture. Uh not kidding. So yesterday in some ways that that sort of dayto-day kind of ended, you know, and and I'm just I'm just watching my baby girl get on that plane for the last time, you know. We have two daughters, one son, and they're all grown up and and off and all done. So we they're great and I love all of them so much and they're just I'm so proud of all of them. Yeah. Yeah. You guys are good parents. Thank you. You you you apologize for that. You should also apologize for something else cuz while you guys were uh hanging out drinking mimosas, I was I was going through our YouTube comments. Yeah. Yeah. So, a lot of people the grammar police came out on you. What did I do? So, in the the Progress Action Fund uh episode, our last episode, uh your first line used the word nuclear, but you said nuclear. The nuclear. Yeah. Nuclear. Yeah. No. What do you mean? It's not a word. I've been saying nuclear forever. Okay. Wait. How is it normally said? Nuclear. That's how it's spelled. It's phonetically. Yeah. Nucle like nuclear. How do you say it? Nuclear. Nuculer. Anyway, that should be that should be your post-apocalyptic name. Nucleer here. Nuler. Coming at you from the dangerous one. Hat hats off to all the all the police. Oh my god. Who came after Jim in the comments? Did you say anything about him saying funner? No. Oh, I love saying that is a word. But not only that, they also came after you, Nick, too. I have a comment right here. I love how the guy in the blue shirt looks like he just discovered edibles for the first time. Nick, hey, we were having fun. Yeah, we were. Oh my god, that was so funny. And also, we had a lot of people come out. We're going to get to the phone calls. Trust me. Buckle up. It's Your phone calls are amazing. But really quick, we also had the cussing police come out and they and we had a few people not like the fact that we cussed. Only a couple. Most people were like, "Yes, I found my tribe." Like, so they called. One person called and said, "The girl on the left swears too much, says the f word too much." So, uh, we did save this one out and and, uh, this person wrote, "Uh, I'll just call her Karen." Uh, she she's she wrote, "First time to your channel. May I ask you why you all need to use the f-word so much? I won't be returning because I found this much cursing to be childish. Sorry, but I was raised in an America when intelligent adults didn't feel the need to curse. Or as my late father used to teach us, only people who have limited knowledge of appropriate adjectives need to insert curse words. Damn, we got dragged. Ouch. Hey, you know what? Uh Karen Karen. Yeah. Uh just turn the dial just to find find a different station. Have you never seen Deadwood? Like your greatg grandmother was swearing like a sailor. That's right. And and uh some some folks from the UK also responded to some of those those those comments and were like um never come to England cuz they swear like crazy. They swear like crazy. Anyway, let me tell you something. I don't know what to tell you. I think most people didn't it didn't bother most people, but I would say I was born and raised in southeast Portland, man. All I know is what I know, you know, and uh and we're just that's the kind of show we are, you know. We're a nuclear show. We're funner. But let's get to the calls. Tiffany, who do we got up first uh for the the the calls to the people's hotline? Okay. This first caller is Hank from New Mexico. And you're just going to love them. You're just going to love them. Yeah. This your old buddy Hank. No block down in New Mexico. Let me tell you what, that some [ __ ] Trump is a big old pain in my nuts. I mean, I've been a Republican my whole god darn life. And I tell you what, that's one aggravating son, [ __ ] Anyhow, I wanted you to know that I like what old uh boy, he's a handsome son of a gun. That old nuisome boy, he's he's I bet he's killing Trump cuz you know Trump's all his junk is all wrinkled up and dirty and in his diaper there. You know that old paper diaper, them deluxe deep pins. Anyhow, u but oh old Gavin, I mean he's got the women swoon and if there ever was a second JFK, I tell you two goodlooking bastards. I'm telling you, women's going to vote for him no matter what. And I'll tell you what, old Hank right here and my wife, Donabo, we're going to vote for him, too. And I hope he runs for president. But let me tell you what, he's putting out some really fine stuff. Well, I got to get out here cuz I ain't got no helper picking the chili and the tomatoes and stuff. So, I got Donabo out there now. I don't let her come in till it gets dark, you know. But she's a good old worker. got some big old thighs on her. She could pick that Julie to chuck them big old bushels up on the truck without even grunting no more. I think maybe she needs a break. But hell, we ain't got no help thanks to that [ __ ] truck. Anyway, you kids have a good day. This is all Hang No signing off. God bless you children. Be nice to each other. Be kind to each other. And every once in a while, try to get a little bit of sugar from mama. Anyhow, honey, I was from New Mexico. Oh my god. Wow. Hank. Hank. Hank. Oh my god. He got me. I was Oh, dude. Oh, God. Thank you, Hank. Thank you. I'm sitting at home listening and I'm like, "What the [ __ ] is that? I'm like, "Is this real?" My daughter comes out. She's like, "Are you okay?" Oh my god. We looked up Hank. We actually did. And he gave us his phone number. We looked him up. He's he's a real guy. Uh it's a whole thing. We'll we'll probably talk more about him later, but he is fantastic. Oh my gosh. Lovely. Wow. Um that Okay, so there's the first call. We got more calls coming, but we also had people stuff our inboxes with memes. So many memes. And I have not seen most of these. I don't know if I've seen any of that. Yeah. No, you guys you guys came through. I I uh I went through the email inbox shoutthedanger ones.com. Uh and yeah, you guys sent some some funny [ __ ] Okay. Are we ready? 3 2 1 go. All right. So So we've got uh Donald Trump uh showcasing all kinds of pictures of Gavin Newsome in a in a and some beautiful statues as well. Oh my god. In the in the White House. That that was sent in by Wendy. By Wendy. Uh Terry sent in uh some really good ones. What is this? Time zones are so crazy. In Denmark, it's noon. In Canada, it's 6:00 a.m. In the USA, it's the late 1930s Germany. Boy, he's not kidding. It's It's on the nose. I love I love gems that he sent in with Jim sent a lot in uh with Gavin Newsome holding his martini. Living free. Living room free inside of Donald Trump's uh skull. mind. Very good. Oh my god, these are [ __ ] great. These are great. If you stop resisting, it'll be over quickly. That's what uh that's what you said to the 15-year-old girls in Epstein Island. Don't ever let it go, you guys. Oh my god. Thank you for that one, Jim. And then Wendy sent in I love uh Putin uh playing Trump like a fiddle. Love it. Great one. Fiddle. That's fantastic. Great job. Thanks for sending those in, you guys. Who else do we got? Uh, who is our next caller? Okay, our next caller is anonymous from Arizona. Okay. And she loved the show and uh she has some stuff to share. Okay. Hello. I can't stop laughing. I just finished watching news. Your your podcast Newsome's trolling breaks internet again. It's the millennia. I am um I just found you guys and I'm so glad I did. And I just want to say and keep up the great work. You guys have a really good energy. All three of you compliment each other. I feel sucking a man. Rock and roll. Um pardon my French, but no, like it's Arizona. I'm 58 Portland and I'm about done with this [ __ ] guy, you know. I'm done. So, rock and roll, thank you. Thanks for sharing this. Share some more like this. We need this. Like you said, I I need to see some of this more often because it you know why. Yeah. God bless and father Ukraine. I love it. Thank you so much to Anonymous in Arizona. Wow. I mean, you know, yeah, it's it's [ __ ] dark, you know. Sorry, Karen. You know, you know, and and so what we heard in the response both in the comment sections on the people's hotline, uh people sending notes into a shout at the dangerous.com. Uh you guys really appreciated the fact that we were um lighter, that we're that we're um having some fun. Uh, we need to still be able We can still talk about what's going on in the world, but uh, but have some fun. We have some fun. I call it cathartic therapy. You know what I mean? Because I hope I hope when folks watch us, they see a little bit of themselves in us. Uh, and that we can all just sort of laugh at this together because it's [ __ ] brutally dark. You know what I mean? It feels like bullets are whizzing by and we're all in the foxhole together and there's nothing we can do. So, we just like pass the time by saying like inappropriate jokes and true story. Talking [ __ ] about that, you know. True story. Tiff, who do we got next? The next call is I love these calls. Great. The next call is Betty from New Jersey, and she is fired up. All right, Betty. Hi, my name's Betty. I'm in New Jersey. I love this. I love the Dangerous Ones. I have wished for this kind of outreach for so long. I'm a very old person, but I just love young things. I love ideas. I just want to be a part of this. I couldn't be more happy. It's about time the Democrats grew a pair. I always hated that thing. When they go low, we go high. What the hell is that? I have said from the moment I heard it, when they go low, I go lower. I go to the depths of the pits. How dare someone go high when someone is after them? I am so thrilled, so absolutely thrilled that Gavin Newsome is giving this prick his soup. I I am so so excited. I don't know why people haven't been doing this a long time ago. I have asked for it among friends and associates. I have screamed at my TV. I have screamed at my computer. This is the best thing I can think of right now. kills that pricked voice when he comes at you with this [ __ ] Thank you, Gavin Newsome. Thank you, Gavin Newsome. It's about time somebody woke up and did something. Grow a pair. Grow a pair, America. Grow a pair, Betty. Betty, thank you. Where have you been our whole lives? Oh my god. Welcome to the Danger, Betty. Welcome to the Danger. She's She's a mayor in Danger City. Oh my god. She's like our new drill sergeant. You just got drafted, Betty. Oh my god. So good. Bettyy's the best. And And you can hear in her voice when you that you know when when people like Gavin Newsome fight back like that. It energizes people. You know, move around. Let's do something. Damn it. We've had this energy like pent up like it just we came all the way to election night and then boom. It was just we [ __ ] you know, lost our ass. And what do you do with all of that? And nobody's been doing anything. Yeah. And and shout out to there have been some comments especially on the Newsome episode and in the on YouTube. Uh you know there's Jasmine Crockett's it's not like she's pulling punches. Like there there are some Democrats who've been who've been landing landing blows for a while. What Newsman's been doing because of the gerrymandering piece is like super elevated. But like you know shout out to to the Jasmine Crockett of the world. Oh my gosh. a gold mine. She's the best. You know, I love Jasmine Crockett. Pardon me. You all right there, Jim? I'm sorry. I'm choking on democracy there. Pardon me. Who do we got next? The next call is D from Northwest Portland. And this kind of goes into the vein of the effects that these kind of tactics have. Great. Local. Local. This is D from Northwest Oregon. I just saw your podcast for the first time today uh August 22nd and I absolutely think it's hilarious. I agree with you. I think the unrelenting trolling needs to be kept up by everyone all aboard. Everyone needs to pile on and do their part. I'm an older lady, kind of conservative, definitely independent voting. I'm considering getting in on this uh starting a Tik Tok account and seeing what I can come up with. Thank you for doing this. It's really great start to the day. Keep up the good work. Thank you so much, D. Betty over here going grow a pair of America. Now you got conservative conservative independent voters going, "Yeah, I think I'm going to This sounds really fun." I know. Let's get on this. Fantastic. And local. Yeah. Lo and a And a local. Yeah. Um, shout out Oregon. I mean, they're so Donald Trump is so We said this on the last episode. He's so stupid. Yeah. Yeah. And like we just we haven't like capitalized on that enough like as a as a as a movement, you know, because we don't speak that language here, but now we can. Yeah. Yeah. And like I said on a previous episode, I'm I'm over being above it or something like that. I'm sorry. It's trench warfare now. It's meme warfare. [ __ ] And we're going to post memes. Okay. Like speaking of memes, we've got another page of uh listener viewer memes. Uh are we ready? Three, two, one, go. Donald Trump with his fiddle up there on the on the White House. On the roof. Diddler on the roof. Oh my god. He's a pedophile. Oh my god. Allegedly. That was sent in by Andy. Yep. God, I hate that guy. Oh my god. And then Trump. Trump also with from Andy. Trump with a hat that says Elon was right about everything. Specifically the part where Elon said that Trump was in the uh the Epstein files. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then uh what did Jim say? What is this Steven Miller one? Steven Miller got into politics because his arms were too weak to strangle prostitutes. Dude, every time I see Steven Miller, I always think to myself [ __ ] He's darker than Trump. You know what I mean? You're like that dude must feel like a vampire when he like slithers up. You want to lay underneath that dude? Oh my god, my whole body temperature just goes down when I see him. Oh, I hate that guy. Oh my god. And then looks like [ __ ] that dude. Wendy uh sent in MAGA minors abused. Government approved. Release the files. Release the files. Release the files. Release the files. Release the files. Release the files. Release. [ __ ] love it. And then I love this one from Jim. Yeah. So, Zalinsky in a in a golden suit and the caption is Zens Zalinsky criticized by Republicans for wearing camouflage gear ahead of meeting in Trump's Oval Office. I mean, can you imagine? Oh my god. Oh my god. What are you doing to the Oval Office, bro? I get it. You have to put your stamp on everything. Such a caricature of it. This is mine. And this is mine. And I'm going to put this over here. And now this is mine. And look at the table. It's mine now. Thank you very much. [ __ ] this dude. Oh my god, he's so dirty. Uh, all right. We have time for one more call. We have We have a ton more calls. We have a ton more memes. We're going to make another episode after this one. But what is our last call today? This is Jane from Michigan and she's fired up like Betty. Love it. Oh, good. Hey, this is Jane from East Lancing, Michigan. And I say go balls deep on those [ __ ] All of us women with our breast cancer and the [ __ ] they won't cover and taking away our rights and raping our little girls. [ __ ] everybody. Go balls deep on those [ __ ] just like they do. And don't even [ __ ] worry about the consequences because we have had to live with it for 10 [ __ ] years. Yep. I'm I'm with you all the way. Good luck. [ __ ] yeah, dude. Welcome, Jane. Welcome. I feel like we all felt like we were all alone out here on these self-imposed islands, you know, and now we're all finding each other, you know. Yeah. Folks, I hope you found a home in this show. We truly Yeah, we truly are excited to have you along with us. We are not going to stop. We are going nowhere. Uh we are going to be here to fight until the very end. Uh what do you think about this kind of trolling? Give us a call. 503212-4600. Call the people's hotline 503212-4600. You can leave up to a 5minute message and you can remain anonymous. You can call 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. If you want to send us some of your great memes, do that. Go to shout at the dangerouswes.com. Again, shout@thedangeres.com. Send us your memes. Folks, please like and subscribe. Comment and share this video. Let's get the [ __ ] word out, right? Let's get the word out. Um, call the hotline. Just roast these [ __ ] Just my sanity, please. Absolutely. And if you'd like to support the show, you can do so by going to the dangerous ones.com. Until then, be safe, get into good trouble, and remember, we are all the dangerous ones. Bye. New killer. MEME WAR RETURNS: Viral TRUMP TROLLING at its BEST The Dangerous Ones 110K views • 3 weeks ago

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