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I want it, mommy.
I want it, daddy.
I want it.
I don't care, Mommy. I want it. You
Kimmel's back. Mimors is back. And we're
back. I'm Jim Drastic.
I'm Tiffany Drastic.
And today on the Dangerous Ones, we're
back from a top secret trip to Texas.
And so much has happened since our last
show.
Jimmy Kimmel, Charlie Kirk Memorial,
Antifa, Tik Tok, Tyenol, and a member of
the family, a member of the Danger Corps
has been taken without permission by
this lady. We are not kidding. We've got
video, we've got lots of stories, and
we've got memes. So, let's get
dangerous.
Now, I'm on a mission to find this lady.
We'll get into that in just a second.
Also, Nick is not here today. Nick. Nick
was taken. Hold on.
I gone so long you forgot his name.
Nick will be back. Also, uh, for
everybody, a quick programming note, The
Rising, which was supposed to premiere
last Sunday with Marshall Herskovitz and
Nick Kudson, uh, due to a situation
beyond all of our control. It's totally
fine, will come out this Sunday. And
some folks asked in the comments, "Am I
in the right spot?" Yeah. Because they
couldn't find it. You're in the right
spot. If you're watching this video,
you're in the right spot. Make sure you
hit subscribe, make sure you hit like,
share, and also hit the bell so you get
notified when we have a new episode.
But first of all, Jimmy Kimmel is back
on the air tonight.
Sort of.
It's working, you guys.
So, pushing back, uh, fighting with your
wallet. That is working, folks.
Turns out that's what they listen to.
Yeah. losing $3 something billion dollar
overnight. I That's got to sting.
Not so good for your thing.
Not so good for your thing.
So Jimmy Kimmel, if you don't know, I'm
sure you do, but is back on the air
tonight sort of because NextStar and
Sinclair affiliates, who are ABC
affiliates, will not be running Jimmy
Kimmel Live. Uh which means cities like
Seattle, New Orleans, Nashville, Salt
Lake, Richmond, Washington DC, St.
Louis, Harford, and the list goes on and
on. And Portland, Oregon will not be
able to watch uh Jimmy Kimmel.
So, uh this leads me to our comment
question of the day. Will you be
watching Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight? Let
us know right now in the comments. And
also, have you already canled your Hulu
and Disney?
You better say yes.
Yeah, let us know right now in the
comments.
And our job is half done. That means
they're not going to show it in these
spots and Claire's not going to do it.
could boycott you, too.
Yeah, it's working.
You know, I don't know what you guys
think, but I say continue to cancel your
your Hulu. Continue to cancel your
Disney and and do not buy anything from
any of the advertisers on a Sinclair
station or a NextStar station.
We're not kidding. We're not kidding.
They're canceling Disney cruises.
They're cancelling Disney weddings.
Disney adults are walking away.
Oh, is that right? Because let's
remember, NextStar needs approval from
the uh FCC for its $62 billion takeover
of Techna, another large TV station. So,
that's got nothing to do with it, right?
No. No. I mean, when uh when Carr came
out and said, "We can do this the easy
way or we can do this the hard way." The
FCC chairman, uh what do you think he
[ __ ] means?
Straight out of a mafia film. I'm going
to make him an offer he can't refuse.
I'm sick of these douchebags.
I know.
God. Well, listen. We are back. We're so
happy to be back in Portland, Oregon. We
were in Texas over uh since Friday. We
left on Friday. We got back last night.
We got back I'm not kidding,
11 hours ago.
Yeah. And
I don't even know what time it is.
We're We're on fumes. But it's great.
I'm super excited, though.
I am, too.
Uh we have so much to tell you about
Texas and this mysterious woman. Uh but
first, we have memes.
I need some memes in my life.
Me, too, dude. It's been a rough [ __ ]
day. Okay.
Okay.
It's been a rough 12 hours, everybody.
First of all, okay, you ready?
First first page of memes.
Okay,
here we go. 3 2 1.
I love it. What's the top left?
Tell Trump I'm back, [ __ ]
[ __ ]
I love the one on the right, too. It's
like, you know, ABC kicking him out the
door. Oh, and then all a sudden he shows
up right behind like lurker style. You
know,
he made one phone call. It's like, I'm
going to [ __ ] sue your ass for a
billion dollars.
They're like, "Oh, snap. Never mind."
[ __ ] Yeah. Oh my god. The people are on
Jimmy side. What do we do?
[ __ ] Hulu. [ __ ] Disney. [ __ ] Bob Iger.
[ __ ] those guys.
And if you support that, [ __ ] you, too.
Yeah. Yeah. Right.
I'm over it. Just boycott all your
asses.
Jimmy Kimmel returns to the air. Will
someone explain to Trump how fascism
works? He's not very good at it.
Oh, shocker. He's not good at anything
he does.
I know. And I love this one on the
bottom uh right that says cancel
culture. Like there's, you know,
they're so mad, dude. They are mad.
He's over there.
They're imploding. Mag is imploding.
Everybody,
Jimmy is drinking a cocktail of
maggoters tonight
and the rich ones are eating each other
alive. It's just it's actually, you
know, entertaining.
Yeah. So, let's get into Texas a little
bit. So, we went to Texas for uh to
actually like we said last week on the
show. We have three new shows coming to
the Dangerous Ones Network right here
where you're already subscribed. Uh The
Rising, as you know, will come on uh
this Sunday. And then next week, a new
show will premiere. And we went to Texas
to meet with the creator who we already
knew, but we had never actually met him
in real life. Right.
And uh it was so great. It was the first
time. Now, I've been to Texas. You've
been to Texas, right? Yep. When was the
last time you were there?
Oh my god. Like
16 years ago, 17, 18, I don't know.
Been a while,
right?
And so we went to Houston, Texas, and I
can't say enough about how pol how great
Houston was.
Oh, I really like that town.
Yeah.
Yeah. All the people, all the food,
amazing. Oh god.
You know what was funny?
I thought I knew.
I know.
I didn't know [ __ ] till I got to
Houston. Okay. The the food was
fantastic, but uh we got jipped by a
couple of things. One of them was there
was no cowboy hats the entire time we
were there.
The whole time I saw two guys wearing
cowboy hats and they were tourists at
the airport going back to wherever they
came from.
Yeah. Yeah. No cowboy hats. Uh and lots
of muggy weather.
Lots of muggy weather. Big bugs. Oh my
god. Yeah.
But the barbecue
forgot about Texas.
Barbecue was fantastic. Uh all the
cocktails were fantastic. We had a great
time. We're going to show you footage of
that next week when we have the new
creator on the show and uh we we're
going to have him on the show to talk
about his new show. It's going to be so
much fun. But then you
guys are going to love him.
Then folks, get this. Okay, listen.
Listen to your old pal Jim because this
is where things get dark.
Yesterday we we go to the airport. First
of all, we wake up. We already know it's
the day we're coming home and we're
like, you know, when you've been having
a decent time and we needed a break as a
couple.
We did. you know, we did we had all
these grand plans like what we were
going to do and what we were going to go
see, but we're constantly going and
doing like especially with getting this
new network set up and it was just we
got there, we're like, you know what,
let's let's
you know,
plus it's Portland in the fall now. So,
like today is the last day we're going
to see the sun until probably June.
That's right.
So, we get done at the hotel. There's a
whole thing with our late checkout. I
won't even go into that. We have It's
just too much time. Uh, but basically I
sent Tiffany down there to take care of
business and uh, Bennis got taken care
of.
I'm sort of like the Hulk where my eyes
turn green.
Oh my god. They were like, "Here you go.
We're going to take all those. We're so
sorry.
Sorry.
It was their fault, too. We didn't We We
did everything we were supposed to do."
Anyways,
we get to the airport. Hear me, hear me
out. We get to the airport. We're
sitting there for about We're We're
there like 4 hours early. We had the
brilliant idea of just going early and
just hanging out because we just had
this incredible time, right?
We'll have some nachos. We'll have some
drinks.
We wanted to shake off this weird
morning we had like we thought, "Oh,
we'll just go and hang out and people
watch at the airport."
Everything's going swimmingly and then
out of nowhere all of a sudden there's a
gate move
and they didn't tell us
and they don't tell us. And our flight's
now delayed an hour and we're like, "Oh
[ __ ] here we go."
Like, well, all right.
Okay. So, we go down to the gate, which
is about 6 and a half miles away from
where our current gate is. So, we lug
all our stuff, you know, and by the way,
we took cameras and stuff with us so we
can take footage and whatnot. We get to
the new gate. By then, we just want to
get the [ __ ] out of dodge. You know what
I mean?
Just like
We get on the plane.
I rebuke whatever energy this is. Get
off of me. It's
like Mercury's in retrograde or
something. I swear. Knock knock knock.
Um anyways, so we get on the plane. We
get the flight takes off. We're just
like whatever. Let's get out of here.
Get me out of here. And then there, of
course, there's, you know, God bless it,
there's a young little, very newborn
baby right next to us
the entire time.
And the poor mom is like,
yeah,
feeling the anxiety and having a
meltdown herself, which then feeds the
baby's meltdown.
And I never say anything. I never even
give a look cuz, you know, we've all
been there. I've raised three kids.
Oh yeah.
Then uh there's a drunk woman behind us.
Oh my god. And what is she yelling the
whole time?
I I got to feed my cat. I got to feed my
cat. which turns out to be really an odd
thing for her to say. Why? Because now
while we were gone, we had two, not one,
but two cats sitters for our own. We had
two cats.
I'm not an irresponsible cat owner.
Okay.
Two cats sitters. And we get home, one
of the cats is missing. I'm not kidding.
One of our cats we've had 11 years.
Buddy Buddy is missing. Orange tabby
cat. And so we look at our our cameras
and sure enough, 4 days earlier, 4 days
earlier, the day we left,
there's a woman who comes up at nearly at night, rings our doorbell.
I'm going to show you some video.
Let me see.
There's an orange cut out here. I don't
know if that's yours. I am feeding it. I
don't know if I should try to rescue it.
I think it might be pregnant, but I
don't want to take it if it belongs to
someone. It's hanging in from your
house.
And she's like, "Hey, uh, there's a cat
out here and I think it's pregnant and
I'm just wondering I don't want to take
it if it's yours." It's like,
she goes, "I'm feeding it." She's
literally standing there with a can
opener and the lid in her hands. I'm
like, "Why are you driving around at at night feeding cats? What? Why
do you have a can opener in your car?"
Oh my god. And
Cuz you're a catnapper. That's why.
Catnapper. Catnapper, catnapper,
catnapper. Bring her home. Um, so
anyways, she ends up absconding.
She takes my [ __ ] cat, you guys,
with a member of the danger corps. She
took
our mascot.
She took Buddy. And uh, so we're like, I
mean, it has been a bad 12 hours.
You [ __ ] with the wrong marine.
Yeah, right.
So, I'm not kidding. Our cat is
literally has been absconded by this
woman. But by the use of AI, I was able
to correct some of the photos and we
have a lead. I'll we'll let you know
tomorrow.
Yes, because I'm really trying to lead
with love here. This is
a very nice concerned citizen, which I
understand. Okay.
Bring buddy home. Bring buddy home.
Bring buddy home.
But my cat, like any other cat, if
you're a cat owner, they go out at
night. They like to surveil their
property. They like to see what's going
on in the neighborhood. He's just
sitting at the end of his driveway
literally like if he was an old man,
he'd be sitting out there in a chair
having a smoke.
Yeah. And by the way,
and in the video, she's trying to grab
him and he does not want to be grabbed.
But then he puts down the the food.
Well, of course he's going to eat. You
said he was looked pregnant in the
video. He's a fat little tub because
he's my house cat. And I take care of
him and I spoil him and he's like,
"Food. I'm going to eat it."
Yeah. What's that food? I'm going to eat
it. Like And he's a kind of a ding-dong,
but the thought behind those eyes. But I
love it.
But he's a cutie pie. But but also she's
like, you know, I think he's pregnant. I
think she's pregnant. It's like, it's a
it's a boy. First of all,
it's a boy.
And second of all, mind your [ __ ]
business. Okay.
Who drives around a neighborhood and
goes like, "Oh, there's a cat. I think
I'll just grab it."
At 10:00 at night and she says, "I, you
know, but he kind of she kind of looks
like she lives here, so I don't want to
grab it." First thing she [ __ ] does
is grab the goddamn cat.
You know what? I I I I will say that I
sort of Okay. Well, thank you. Thank you
for keeping an eye out for rescuing cats
or whatever. But when you ring the
doorbell, say, "Hey, by the way, my
name's Sharon. I live at so- and so.
This is my phone number in case I'm
stealing your cat." Right? You know,
leave any information,
but do you have a lead? We will keep you
updated. Bring buddy home. # bringuddy
home.
Bring Buddy home.
Oh my god. I'm sorry. I'm sorry you
guys. It's been a weekend.
Send me tots and pears, you guys.
Yeah. Let's go to meme sheet number two.
Why? Because let's all remember Ty and
all happened this weekend and all this
stuff. And what I love is everybody's
like, "Yeah, all this stuff happened,
but let's remember Epstein." Ready?
Yeah.
Three, two, one.
Take two and release the Epstein files.
Releasing the Epstein files causes
autism claims.
I love this one, too. Uh, when I was
pregnant with Satan, I used Tyenol by
the truckload. Trump's mom. Oh, I love I
love you so much.
I miss you, man.
Autism was discovered in 1911 and
Tylenol was invented in 1915. Release
the Epstein files.
The math ain't math in your
Oh, man. Look at Look.
Oh, Steven Miller and Joseph Gerbles
look exactly the [ __ ] same. It's
like a time warp.
That guy scares me more than Trump.
I know. One day we're going to do a deep
dive on that [ __ ]
Yeah. And then the last one on the
bottom right is look, it's heroin and
aderall ganging up on Tylenol.
Jesus Christ.
These idiots.
What has happened?
They just, you know, you can tell they
only talk to each other cuz they really
think we're out here believing this
[ __ ] We can see you. We see how you
move. You're idiots.
Yeah. So, and then what what else
happened over while we've been gone?
Also,
what hell else was that? A Freudian
slipper.
Well, speaking of hell, the Charlie Kirk
memorial happened over uh this last
weekend. And listen again, I'm not going
to put down a bunch of I don't want to
get into a whole lot of things, but I
will say,
how are you selling memorial
merchandise?
It's tacky as [ __ ]
It's tacky as [ __ ]
What are you doing at your husband? I
mean, and by the way, they had like
everybody's talking about I didn't get
to see it cuz we were, you know, we were
on the road. We barely got to see the
weirdo hugs,
dude. And she's like holding on like
daddy. And he's like, and then he
realizes,
oh god, it was just like, please stop
this timeline, everybody. Anyone up
there who can hear me, please stop this
time.
Oh god. And then also one thing that
caught my eye while we were gone was um
uh Trump deemed Antifa a a terrorist
organization.
So now if you support Antifa, quote
unquote,
anti-fascism, you mean?
Anti-fascism. Oh, shocker. You know,
if you don't I mean it's an
authoritarian regime, everybody. He's a
dictator and he's like he wants to be
king of earth.
It's ridiculous. Which, by the way,
he can't even spell her.
Let me just say this. Antifa
is more of an ethos than it. It's not
like you go pay. If you don't know, if
you want to be in Antifa, you're in.
It's not like there's some card carrying
thing where you pay $5. It's like it's
like the hacker group Anonymous. If you
want to be in Anonymous, you're already
in.
It's not a gang ethos. It's you know
what I mean? So, so you can't outlaw
somebody for having
being against Nazis. Sorry. Right. Not
yet.
That one really pisses me off and I'm
really curious to see where that goes
because they say that they're going to
try to prosecute uh I got it written
down here somewhere. Where was it? I
wrote it down. So, September 22nd, 2025,
Trump formerly signed an executive order
to designate Antifa as a domestic
terrorist organization. How ridiculous.
Uh, the order aims to investigate,
disrupt, and dismantle activities
associated with Antifa, including those
who fund or support the movement.
It's so gross. I'm so sick of men who
have no calluses on their hands, like
telling us all what to [ __ ] do all
the time, what to [ __ ] believe.
Boy, isn't that true. Uh, speaking of
speaking of calluses, Pam Bondi's a
cuck, you know what I mean? I don't know
if you saw this is another thing that
caught my eye. We're laying around and
uh in Texas and I I I I would check
every now and then just to see what was
going on in the world. So, I don't know
the whole backstory, but all I know was
Trump posts on on his [ __ ] uh truth
social and at 3:44 on September 20th, he
goes bam, I have reviewed over 30
statements and posts saying that
essentially same old story as last time.
All talk, no action, nothing is being
done. What about Comey, Adam, Shifty,
Shift, Leticia? They're all guilty as
hell, but nothing is being is being
done. Uh, we can't delay any longer.
It's killing our reputation and
credibility like you [ __ ] have any.
Uh, they impeached me twice and indicted
me five times over nothing. Justice must
be served now. President DG.
President DGT.
DJ T.
DJ Tay. I can't even [ __ ] say it
right here.
Who the [ __ ] cares what his name is?
Okay. [ __ ] him.
[ __ ] this dude.
Okay, that is at literally. So basically
what's going on? He's pissed off that
nothing's like, you know, his [ __ ]
rivals are not being
I want it, mommy.
I want it, daddy.
I want it.
I care mommy. I want it. You
imagine being imagine being [ __ ]
paying Bondi and you're like, oh my god
again.
Oh my god. So she quickly
Watch your mouth next time, honey. We
can see you.
We can see you. So she quickly went over
to the White House. we suspect and got
on her uh pretty little uh
um typewriter.
And what was his next? Yeah.
Next post, literally an hour later, what
did he post?
Pam Bondi is doing a great job as
attorney general of the United States.
She's very careful, very smart, loves
our country, but needs a tough
prosecutor in the Eastern District of
Virginia, like my recommendation,
Lindsay Halagan, to get things moving.
What we don't need is a Democrat
endorsed quote Republican.
I will be nominating Lindsay Haligan to
be the United States attorney in this
very important part of our great
country. She will be fair, smart, and
will provide desperately needed justice
for all.
Oh my god. And so that's what So here's
what's going on.
We all know what happened in the office,
Pam.
Yeah. Lindsay Hall is now going to uh
take marching orders and go prosecute
all these people. Okay. You know, it's
like
Okay. All right.
Whatever, man.
Okay. Next.
Whatever. Now what?
It keeps coming back. [ __ ] that,
[ __ ]
Uh, all right. So, let's go to meme.
Oo. Meme number three.
Meme sheet three.
All right.
Because it I mean, think about this.
It's only It was a weekend while we were
gone. And all this [ __ ] is going on.
You guys,
how have you guys been? What's going on
in your lives? All I know is it's
getting nutty out there.
I started going through the hotline
calls, you guys. It was 57 calls last
the last two days. So I've been going
through everybody and it it is really
especially after the weekend with cried
buddy. I cried. Yeah. Sorry to Jeff the
new guy who's like I've been here three
days. She's crying.
Am I okay? Am I safe?
So it's really uh you guys are really
calling with some tips about being
scared and we'll share some of those
tomorrow.
Tomorrow is going to be lots of calls to
the people's hotline. We're going to
have a great show. I'm sorry if we seem
erratic. It's been a wild 15 hours for
us.
Um, meme sheet three. Ready? 3 2 1.
I love the guy with the cross and the
Epstein files are falling out.
[ __ ] real right now,
you know. So, let me read it. Uh, need
uh needing training wheels on your cross
is the perfect metaphor for the kind of
performative Christianity of the right.
I mean, is that not true or what? You
need wheels for yours.
You need Jesus didn't have wheels on
his, you know,
or shoes, [ __ ]
That's right.
But okay.
And then over here to the uh the middle
right uh where it's like, you know, he's
hugging the the the widow.
Dude, that white guy overbite,
right? White guy overbite thing. And
then on the right side of the screen or
right side of the meme is basically him
from that Hollywood video or whatever at
his uh at
where he's dancing with Epstein.
With Epstein.
Ladies, we all know these types of guys.
These are these are apex predators.
Okay. Avoid at all costs. How is he
[ __ ] president? I can't get into it
right now, though.
Uh, and then finally up the upper right
is deporting families. Start here. Yeah,
I I concur on that one.
God, how could a small group of people
make it so [ __ ] miserable for the
rest of us? Why are we allowing this to
happen?
Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'll tell you what.
You know, one of the great things that
happened over the weekend was the Jimmy
Kimmel thing. And
it is more proof uh that when you fight
back with your wallet, it does work and
enough people did it. And look, I I like
Jimmy Kimmel. I think Jimmy Kimmel's
great. I didn't actually watch a show
every day. It was not something that it
wasn't on my normal schedule just
because we have a different kind of life
than that.
Um but uh
meaning we're working
late at night, but you know, and I I
fully support all of this. We canled our
Hulu.
We didn't have Disney, but we canceled
our Hulu. I'm not coming back.
I will not support any of the Sinclair.
We have Sinclair here in uh Portland,
Oregon.
We won't be supporting any of the people
who advertise on that station. I could I
highly recommend that we all continue to
do that.
Uh let's not stop.
It's going to get tough. Like you're
going to have to say no to a lot of
things that have become convenient for
you because these [ __ ] are not going
to stop.
Yeah. What I would say though is
everybody who does watch uh Jimmy's show
and watches it tonight, let's support
the advertisers who did stay on and
supported the show and uh and are on
tonight.
Yeah, cuz if we have to if we have to
move with our money, so do they.
Yeah. Yeah. So, uh final thoughts. We
were going to get Buddy back. We'll let
you know what we find out today. We have
a lead.
Fingers crossed, you guys.
Oh, it's it's been hard. I'm sure she
was just being nice, but just don't.
Please don't. I don't know if you were
absent the day that says don't touch
things that aren't yours and keep your
hands to yourself.
Yeah. Right. Um, but listen, thank you
everybody for uh sticking it out with
us. I'm sorry we've been away and it's
been kind of uh herky jerky over the
last few weeks. We're putting this
network together. Uh, but we plan on
doing a Dangerous Ones episode like four
to five times a week. Not to mention,
we're going to have these three other
shows. We're going to be all over. We
have so much content coming. Just bear
with us. Now that you're canceling all
this [ __ ] we have some place for you to
go.
We got somewhere for you to go. And
folks, if you would like to support uh
our growth and help us out, I promise
you, we're not uh millionaires here.
We're just trying to do this, right?
We're still on paper, you guys. We're
doing it with paper. There's no
teleprompter. I have a laptop. I don't
know where the [ __ ] it is.
If you'd like to make a donation to help
support our growth, you can do so by uh
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You can do it by scanning the QR code on
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Really, you guys.
Uh until then, be safe. Get into good
trouble. Get into fun trouble.
I love you guys.
And remember, we are all the dangerous
ones. Bye-bye.
Bye.

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